Molester Vans

Your basic brown van, but what is with the muddy wheels?

For some weird reason I heard these words when I saw this picture, “Come on in this shouldn’t take long… and relax your little sister was in here last week”.

California

I could not think of any other place on earth I would rather be massaged. Nothing about this van makes me feel unsafe. If I had a choice between a massage in Tijuana or this van, it would be the Massage Therapy van hands down!

Great van because of the many look a likes out there and because of the earth tone colors. Ideal van for the beginner or for someone looking to blend in better. The shades down in the back is nice touch.

Fair Oaks, CA

Never thought I would see a pair of  Dayton rims on a ride like this.  The side doors are extremely useful for drive-by grab-n-stuffs.

Orange Park, FL

Although these types of vans may appear clean and rust free they still can be dangerous.  Kids should use caution, but divorcees that frequent night clubs should use extreme caution when this van is parked outside the club.

Is that a car seat in the back? and why in the hell does he have a back brace hanging over his shoulder? Must of thrown out the back picking up kids…

It’s the yellow after market exhaust on the side that really sets this van apart.

This particular model is very visually appealing.  The contours are slanted at a perfect angle to give it the appearance as though it’s always in motion, living life in the fast lane.  The dingy green graffiti helps give it the “I’m hip therefore safe” look.

Hwy 60 Brandon/Tampa FL

Windows open to ventilate.